This is the official Myspace of the amazing, talented, artistic, revolutionary, dare I say...fabulous?, nonetheless flamboyant art-pop-low fi-avant-alternative-classic-twee-punk-metal-noise-indie-math rock genius that is Brown Seamen! Heaven has sent down two angel-messiahs to spread their musical seed into all the ears of all of you non-believers out there!1 Now go and alert all of your hipster asshole friends of this musical neo-golden age before Pitchfork Media goes and ruins it for all of us cool kids who are even too cool for any sort of record label whatsoever!!!1 *giggle, giggle, squirt!